Does Kansas suck that much?
Kansas was a vast empty plain of grasslands. Then white people came to the east coast and built cities, universities, roads, bridges on land they stole from the Native Americans.Well, the Native Americans just took some horses, guns, and scalps and moved west. The displaced tribes, you know those who didn't die from small pox infestted blankets, of the east came together to create an entirely new nomadic plains culture (see John Wayne movies).
Well, the whiteman couldn't contain themselves and they followed, possibly in search of dream catchers to hang from the rear view mirror or their covered wagons. They took land, then gave it back, as a favor? And grew shit loads of corn, too much corn. Way too much corn.
Now, like then, they are trying to give the land away! Free fucking land, when a townhouse in Asbury Park is going for over $1million. WTF? Does Kansas suck that much? I would think that it does. Miles of empty nothingness and then, WHAM! A house lifting thunderstorm.
Anyway, the fine politicans of Kansas are hoping that by giving land away to people who want to build homes and start businesses in a place free from corruption and most likely evolution.
Here's the best part: Kansas is a hardcore red state, you rule of the free market blah blah blah. Well the Pols know their state sucks ass so they are funding massive public imporvements unimaginable: cable tv, internet, parks, health clubs...ON TAX DOLLARS. WTF again.
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KANSAS SUCKS AS MUCH AS MUCH AS IRISHMEN FROM JERSEY! (SPITOOEY)
KANSAS IS THE CORNHOLE OF AMERICA... AND THE WHITE MAN IS STILL FUCKING IT!
-COMMENT PO-PO
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COMMENT_POLICE, at 07 April, 2006 19:12
If you were to move to the major cities of Kansas where the colleges are located, Manhattan, Topeka and thats probably it, it would not be so bad. I would think they would be bastions of reason in a sea of ignorance, and maybe even have a decent book store or two. But I am not going because Kansas lacks a few things I could not live without, mainly diners, beaches, hockey, and good pizza.
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meursault, at 07 April, 2006 19:30
The university towns of Kansas are only bastions of reason and enlightenment in comparison with the rest of that benighted state.
The giving away of land may «save» Kansas if progressive-minded people choose to locate there and improve it. A fine parallel example would be California, once a «red state»; with an influx of progressive-minded people, she has joined the enlightened states, a Republican governor notwithstanding. A. Schwarzenegger will stand for reelection and be easily defeated by a progressive Democratic candidate. One can only hope for a similar future for Kansas.
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The Big Professor, at 07 April, 2006 20:02
SOME ONE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR FUTURE TO BE THAT OF THE AMERICAN BISON... EXTINCT! WAIT... THAT'S THE CHEROKEE... KANSAS SUCKS AS MUCH AS A WANNA-BE PROFESSOR WHO CAN'T AS MUCH MUSTER A FART THAT ISN'T HIS... I WONDER HOW YOU CAN BE SO CRITICAL OF OTHERS, YET NOT SEE HOW STUPID YOU READ.
I VOTE FOR BLUEBALL PROFESSOR TO LEAVE THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF BLOGS... ALL IN FAVOR SAY YAY!
ALL OPPOSED SAY NAY!
-COMMENT POLICE
PS.. YAY, SO SPEAKETH THE COMMENTOR!
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COMMENT_POLICE, at 10 April, 2006 14:35
hahaha! You guys make me laugh!
I live in Kansas. Wichita, Kansas to be more exact a university city the bigget population based in Kansas. The scene here is so good, and we really don't care what you think. HAHAHAHAHA! oh yeah and fuck republicans!
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Anonymous, at 18 October, 2008 13:29
↑ KANSAS = IGNORANCE
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Anonymous, at 20 October, 2008 23:24
wow you uys are dumb its people that are ignorant not kansans ha wow theres to many prejudice today
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Anonymous, at 08 January, 2009 09:41
You are all a bunch of liberal fucking idiots. Just because being "progressive" sounds cool and hip, doesn't mean you're right. All it definitely means is that you are a hypocrite in the fact that you discriminate against half of the people in the country and the world for that matter, even though you preach and swear by toleration. The sooner you progressives stop smelling your own shit's and thinking it's roses and realize that you're are actually worse than those "redneck, hardworking, country, dumb-folk" because at least they live their way of life and stick to it and aren't hypocrite loving hippies. Fuck liberals, fuck progressives, you people are pussies.
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Anonymous, at 09 March, 2009 23:35
HELP ME CALL 911
HELP!!!!!!!
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Anonymous, at 24 March, 2009 13:42
fuck kansas!!!!!
this is all Cali bitch!!!!
aint nothin like this cali weed, you cant get it like this anywhere else! plus the bitches are bomb!!!! get ur ass out of that redneck fukin state of yours and start having some real fun, you fucken pussies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Anonymous, at 24 March, 2009 13:47
HELL YEA NOBODY CAN TOP CALIFORNIA!
FUK ALL THE OTHER STATES!!!!
YOU CANT COMPARE US TO ANYONE ELSE.
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Anonymous, at 24 March, 2009 13:49
Kansas deserves Larry "widestance" Craig to be its Senator.
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Anonymous, at 05 August, 2009 02:13
Fuck whoever fucks Kansas
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Anonymous, at 23 August, 2009 21:55
hey Cali bitch...Kansas is the breadbasket of the world...and we grow some badass bud out in the bean fields..
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Anonymous, at 07 September, 2009 21:49
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